i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
i put a nickle in my nose and now i can’t get it out
this makes nose cents
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
I give my future husband full permission to do this for our wedding!
I think this is the most hilarious thing